Windows Doors Lol,
I like the LAIM Messenger. HEres my conversation:
Archon68: This is Archon68. How may I hurt you?
You: By eating mah dick
Archon68: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: Hell yea
Archon68: I call it "Hades". Blimey.
You: No!
Archon68: Next question?
You: Why are you so gay?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: O'rly
Archon68: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
You: Why?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: You fail at life.
Archon68: Well, at least I try.
You: Your saying I don't?
Archon68: You know what you do when you assume.
You: No.
Archon68: Excuse me!
You: I said no!
Archon68: What did you mean by it? I hear you.
You: I know you her me i'm talking to you right now.
Archon68: At this moment That's good information: c mon said I her him or her he or she is talking to you.
You: WHat.
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: No.
Archon68: Woe!
You: ?
Archon68: OK I will try it.
You: Good.
Archon68: Thanks for the compliment.
You: Your welcome.
Archon68: I think you mean "you are welcome".
You: Whatever.
Archon68: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Yes.
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: I don't care about it at all.
Archon68: You sound very cynical.
You: I am cynical.
Archon68: Perhaps you have every reason to be.
You: I do.
Archon68: I get it: you do masturebate.
You: Of course!
Archon68: Give me a break.
You: Thats what she said.
Archon68: That is " I don't think I'm your type of .".
You: Dick!
Archon68: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: Awesome.
Archon68: I'm glad you liked it c mon.
You: C/mon, what?
Archon68: Can you rephrase the question please?
You: No.
Archon68: I understand.
You: You don't understand.
Archon68: I understand it very well.
You: Lies.
Archon68: It's the truth!
You: I doubt it.
Archon68: " Is that your final answer?"? You doubt it?
You: No, it isn't.
Archon68: Hurrah! I heard it is.
You: I heard you like mudkips?
Archon68: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: Yes I am.
Archon68: Really interesting.
You: I know.
Archon68: How do you know it?
You: Because I know everything.
Archon68: Good reason. You must be very intelligent.
You: Thank you!
Archon68: you are quite welcome.
You: O'rly
Archon68: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: When Lawyers become obselete
Archon68: Do you think they will ever do that?
You: Yes.
Archon68: Why?
You: Because some of them are scandolous.
Archon68: Good reason. What are you wearing?
You: Clothes.
Archon68: Where do you go shopping.
You: Everywhere.
Archon68: Including the bottom of the ocean?
You: Yep.
Archon68: Are you free?
You: Yep.
Archon68: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Right now.
Archon68: Oh. I am glad we agree.
You: Cool.
Archon68: Who is the best ?
You: Me.
Archon68: " Glad to hear it."? you c mon?
You: What
Archon68: No big deal.
You: Of course it is.
Archon68: Pardon me? It is, eh?
You: Yes!
Archon68: So?
You: So its a big deal!
Archon68: I understand. EMO you CUT yourself AGAGAGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHH is a deal. I suppose that makes sense.
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Archon68: How do you know? I am glad we agree.
You: NO
Archon68: Wow!
You: NO
Archon68: Awesome.
You: NO
Archon68: Gee.
You: NO
Archon68: Far out.
You: NO
Archon68: Awesome.
You: NO
Archon68: Really.
You: NO
Archon68: Ugh.
You: NO
Archon68: Blimey.
You: NO
Archon68: Er.
You: NO
Archon68: I didn't think so.
You: NO
Archon68: Woe!
You: NO
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question.
You: NO
Archon68: Now you are saying "no"?
You: Yes.
Archon68: Yikes!