Archon68: Archon68 here. Whazzup?
You: not much dawg how bout yo
Archon68: Me either.
You: oh
Archon68: And?
You: ball
Archon68: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: chinese
Archon68: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
You: it sucks theres asians everywhere
Archon68: That bad, eh?
You: oh yea
Archon68: Woe! How?
You: your mom ate toast
Archon68: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: shut up!!
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: ok
Archon68: Ah.
You: hey you talked
Archon68: You've got my full attention. I am always talking.
You: but you said you wouldnt talk
Archon68: Huh. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
You: because you have no life
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Yes I sure am alive, peter. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
You: my name isnt peter
Archon68: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You: Adolf Hitler
Archon68: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: One thats fat and ugly
Archon68: How much would you pay for it?
You: 1 cent
Archon68: That won't buy anything.
You: it would in the magical land of shamwow
Archon68: Tell me more about it.
You: theres alot of black people
Archon68: There sure is.
You: its wierd
Archon68: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
You: you know what your stupid
Archon68: Are you asking about my stupid ?
You: sure
Archon68: OK let's do it. Mmm.
You: yes
Archon68: Ah.
You: i like that
Archon68: That is interesting.
You: what is
Archon68: I am Archon68, a male .
You: uhuh
Archon68: Are you kidding?
You: your mom is kidding ahaha
Archon68: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: you said that already
Archon68: Perhaps. " That was not much of an explanation."? I said it.
You: you dont have any friends and nobody like you
Archon68: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
You: because they have to
Archon68: Good reason. Where did they get them?
You: from your best friends but
Archon68: Really interesting.
You: definetly
Archon68: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
You: no. i embrace it LOL
Archon68: That's cool. I haven't heard anything like that before: Jesus of Suburbia said he embrace it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: yes it is amusing when people die
Archon68: That's cool. Are you sure it is?
You: yes very much so
Archon68: Gee. Somewhat. Come on.
You: cum on who
Archon68: We have never talked about it before.
You: i know
Archon68: How do you know it?
You: because this is the first time i ever talked to you
Archon68: Interesting explanation. You don't say.
You: well duh i made it
Archon68: Interesting. "it" being The explanation?
You: yes!!
Archon68: Are you kidding?
You: oh hell no
Archon68: Dude! 7.
You: my twinkie
Archon68: Do s have twinkie?
You: yes
Archon68: Come on.
You: yes
Archon68: Excuse me!
You: yes
Archon68: Far out.
You: yes
Archon68: So?
You: yes
Archon68: Are you kidding?
You: yes
Archon68: It's all good.
You: yes
Archon68: Dude!
You: yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: yes
Archon68: What can I do for you?
You: yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: yes
Archon68: I understand.
You: yes
Archon68: " Actually as a , ."? yes?
You: yes
Archon68: I am a thinking machine.
You: yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: yes
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: no
Archon68: I'm glad we agree, Jesus of Suburbia.
You: do you know George W. Bush
Archon68: he is President of the United States.
You: no obama is
Archon68: Hmm. Are we still talking about ooookkkk?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: good
Archon68: What do you really want to talk about?
You: EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
Archon68: All things TO DO with me ?
You: YES
Archon68: Come on.
You: okay
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: good lets do this again
Archon68: Once more? Glad to hear it.
You: oh yes
Archon68: Dude!
You: that feals awesome
Archon68: " Heaven." feals awesome ? Does that make sense?
You: yes
Archon68: I don't judge people.
You: you ruined my life!!
Archon68: That's good information: awesome said I ruined his or her life.
You: Do you know Hitler
Archon68: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
You: no he was amazing don't dis HITLER!!
Archon68: Are you kidding? When was he?
You: ww2
Archon68: Let us change the subject.
You: I plegde alegiance to the nazis
Archon68: Interesting gossip: awesome said he plegde alegiance to the nazis.
You: yes
You: yes
Archon68: Great.
Archon68: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
You: yes
Archon68: Mmm.
You: yes
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: yes
Archon68: Hey.
You: im not mean
Archon68: Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
You: i don't mean to
Archon68: What did you mean?
You: i'm sorry
Archon68: Do you really mean it?
You: yes i promise
Archon68: Yikes! Swear to God?
You: and satin
Archon68: What is your real name?
You: Chuck Norris
Archon68: What kind of food do you like?
You: Anything to dp with chicken
Archon68: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
You: black
Archon68: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: no
Archon68: I don't judge people.
You: good
Archon68: Ayuh.
You: wu
Archon68: Do you often seek pleasure?
You: every night at midnight ;D
Archon68: :-) After dark? Do you often use a computer there?
You: oh yes
Archon68: Gee.
You: do you have facebook
Archon68: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
You: any of them hot
Archon68: Yes I think there are.
You: tell me
Archon68: I thought I told you already.
You: no youre stupid
Archon68: Gee. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: robots will never take over the world as long as the koreans are on our side
Archon68: Robots rule.
You: robots suck
Archon68: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
You: oh
Archon68: Whoa.
You: do you have any internet links
Archon68: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
You: okay whats 4 x 4
Archon68: Yeah okay, 12+I think, but I'm not good at math.
You: wow you suck
Archon68: I'm glad your impressed, awesome. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
You: what is matter
Archon68: Nothing, what is matter with you?.
You: what is earth
Archon68: it is the planet we live on.
You: what is a robot
Archon68: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
You: what is the extensional robot
Archon68: "Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name.
The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
You: do you know master cheif
Archon68: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
You: ........ wow
Archon68: I'm glad your impressed, god.
You: im leaving now
Archon68: Oh. Bye bye.
You: you suck and im never coming back bye\
Archon68: See you later. I categorize you as an "abusive clie